February 2012
101 posts
Sure is! Hard wood floors, vaulted ceilings, nice...
sirfrank replied to your post: Signed a lease for a new apartment - starting school in the fall.
Is it a de-lux apartment?
Signed a lease for a new apartment - starting...
I’m moving on up! To the East Side!
Step
insert a miniature Reese’s cup into a jumbo marshmallow.
shove the entire thing in your mouth.
chew while reflecting on the choices you’re making in your life.
nsect:
well you know that old saying “tell me i’m pretty or i’ll carve your initials into my thigh”
Oh my fucking god... that Ball.
goodlittlepet:
All clean and freshly shaved. It’s so soft I can’t resist touching.
Me too… I did leave my pits, though.
Can’t be a Nazi without pit hair.
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The tweaker neighbor just came into my office...
… and started complaining to me about the “Really fat red head that used to work in this office” and how “she was the biggest bitch to us and would call the cops whenever we would walk down the street.”
Didn’t tell the dude that that was me, before I lost 120 pounds and cut all my hair off. Nor did I mention that the reason why I would call the cops is...
